Dr. Charles Xavier Apparently Just Ate His First Slice of Pizza
My first ever pizza “slice”. Please note: the authentic NY fold. twitter.com/SirPatStew/sta…
— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) May 29, 2013
What the fuck? Dude you’re like already dead. How do you live your entire life and never have a slice of pizza? What type of lunatic does that? I’d almost rather not even try it at this point either because I’d just want to kill myself after I found what I’d been missing. Because I don’t care how rich Patrick Stewart is, how much pussy he’s slayed or how many movies he’s been in he’s had the worst life ever. No pizza? No thanks.